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LOGICAL  ANSWERS !!!!

 

A STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM  

 

I would have given him 100%

 

  
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? 
* his last battle 

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? 
* at the bottom of the page 

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? 
* liquid 

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? 
* marriage 

Q5. What is the main reason for failure? 
* exams 

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? 
* Lunch & dinner 

Q7. What looks like half an apple? 
* The other half 

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? 
* It will simply become wet 

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? 
* No problem, he sleeps at night. 

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? 
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..  


Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? 
* Very large hands 

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? 
* No time at all, the wall is already built. 

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? 
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Think you know everything?

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The  liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a  substitute for
Blood  plasma.
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No  piece of paper can be folded in  half more than seven (7)  times.
Oh go ahead...I'll  wait...
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Donkeys  kill more people annually
Than  plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your  Ass )
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You  burn more calories sleeping
Than you do  watching television.
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Oak  trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty  (50) years of age or older.
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The  first product to have a bar  code
Was  Wrigley's gum.
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The  King of Hearts is the only  king

WITHOUT  A MOUSTACHE
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American  Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by  eliminating one (1) olive
From  each salad served in  first-class.
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Venus  is the only planet that rotates  clockwise.

(Since  Venus is normally associated with women, what  does this tell you?)
(That women are going  the 'right' direction...?)

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Apples,  not caffeine,

Are more  efficient at waking you up in the morning  .
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Most  dust particles in your house are made  from

DEAD  SKIN !
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The first owner of the Marlboro  Company died of lung cancer.

So did  the first ' Marlboro  Man'.
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Walt  Disney was afraid

    OF MICE!
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PEARLS  DISSOLVE

IN  VINEGAR  !
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The  three most valuable brand names on  earth:
Marlboro, Coca  Cola , and Budweiser, in  that  order.
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It  is possible to lead a cow  upstairs...

But,  not downstairs.

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A  duck's quack doesn't echo,

And no  one knows why.
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Dentists  have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at  least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid  airborne particles resulting from the  flush.

(I keep  my toothbrush in the living room now  !)
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And  the best for last....

Turtles  can breathe through their butts.
(I know  some people like that, don't YOU  ?)

So.......................


Remember,  knowledge is everything, so pass it on......and  go move your toothbrush !!!

 

 

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Pete's Takeaways is a well established and respected New Zealand owned company with a proud history of responding in a helpful and efficient manner to a wide variety of client demands. From draining a septic tank on a rural property to working with regional authorities and consultants, we pride ourselves on getting the job done on time and within budget.

Health and safety workshops are carried out with staff on a monthly basis.

Petes Takeaways carry a large public liability policy.

Remember we are available to take your call 24/7. Septic tanks should be serviced on a four yearly cycle. Check with us to see when yours was last done.